two women on there way back from a night out stop in a grave yard for a piss. one wipes her fanny with her knickers and the other with a wreath. the two husbands were in the pub the next day and the first man says"id better watch my misses she came home last nite with no knickers"the other man says "thats fuckall,mine came back with a card wedged in her **** saying-we ll never forget you , from all the boys at the firestation"
20 stone woman getting ready for a fancydress says to her husband
"ive nothing to wear "...
he says"pull your pissflaps over your head and go as a sugar puff"
wife says to husband
"you spend over £50 a wk on beer"
husband says to wife
"you spend over £60 a wk on makeup"
wife says "thats to make me look lovely and attractive"husband says
"thats what the fookin beers for"
2007-01-17 10:30:01 · 33 answers · asked by missg 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GROSS
2007-01-17 10:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Liked the first one best. Proper Army joke. They have the best sense of humour going. Too many PC Police on here though who wont like it.
2007-01-17 10:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by Northern Spriggan 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wonderful.
Here's one back at ya:
(Apologies to our Irish readers)
Q:Why did the Irishman wake up with a Jumbo jet in his bed?
A: Because he left the landing lights on.
LT
2007-01-17 10:36:36 · answer #3 · answered by Moebious 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like the first joke the most
2007-01-17 11:42:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant, they are really funny the last one was the best. 10/10
2007-01-17 21:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by mams brown eyed gel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tone it down a bit - bloody funny though!
2007-01-17 10:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1st ones funny, forget the others
2007-01-17 11:19:35 · answer #7 · answered by peter d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now those, my friend, are jokes!!
The first is pure brilliance!! Second is alright. Third is great!
Really like the first though!!
2007-01-17 10:34:54 · answer #8 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
luuuuuuuuurve the piss flaps joke, gonna send that to my sister, she'll die lafffin
2007-01-17 22:13:53 · answer #9 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehhehe! Cracking! i like the 1st and the 3rd!
2007-01-17 10:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Awesome!!! The first one was the best!!! lol
2007-01-17 11:18:30 · answer #11 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋