There was a lady at a bar. Every time she wanted a drink she would raise her hand. She had very bad armpit hair.
The Bartender was getting really grossed out and told the man sitting at the bar that next time she did that he was not going to give her a drink.
One minute later she said, ''Bartender, Bartender, get me another drink.''
The bartender said no. The man sitting there said, ''Oh give the poor ballerina another drink.''
The bartender said, ''How do you know she is a ballerina?''
The man replied, ''Well anyone that can lift there leg that high must be a ballerina!''
2007-01-17 10:27:41 · 26 answers · asked by The Zunester 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's rubbish, and very old
2007-01-17 10:29:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-09-07 22:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee Hee. Very funny! I haven't heard a good joke in a while.
Thanks for sharing! :-D
2007-01-17 11:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 out of 10, and the 1 is just for effort of typing it out.
2007-01-17 10:32:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I get it its a 8 outta 10. It's ha ha funny not rotfl funny.
2007-01-17 10:31:44 · answer #5 · answered by Halle Berry 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol....nasty but funny!!
btw...to the person who said that only little kids would think that it is funny needs to lighten up!! I am not a kid...and I still thought it was funny!!
2007-01-17 10:48:48 · answer #6 · answered by TNL 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 out of 10
Now, if I really need a good laugh, I'll read some Little Johhny jokes.
2007-01-17 10:30:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stupid name and joke slap your self hard till your hand gets sore.
2007-01-17 12:00:27 · answer #8 · answered by SNIPER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheeehehheehehe!!!! Thats cracking!!!! Really hilarious! Thumbs up!!!
2007-01-17 10:32:21 · answer #9 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Horrible joke.
2007-01-17 10:31:29 · answer #10 · answered by whiz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's really funny!! One of the best I've heard. It is really gross though!! LOL!
2007-01-17 10:31:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋