House agent was showing a young Dutch woman around the property having viewed the the rooms downstairs he said:
"Come upstairs I will show you the bedrooms and den"
"And Den what?" she asked
2007-01-17 10:14:04 · 21 answers · asked by baaden 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...... thanks for a laugh.......
2007-01-17 10:17:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I spoke Dutch I'd maybe get it...........
How about - why does a frenchman only have 1 egg for breakfast?
Because 1 egg's un oeufe. (pronounced an oof)
(and I do apologize for the spelling. Any French speakers, please do not take offence. No idea if I spelt it right!)
Funnier than yours?
2007-01-17 10:20:00 · answer #2 · answered by wee stoater 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"And den.. he tied her up...
And den...and den.. the train started coming..
And den.. and den.. Along came Jones... Long thin Jones, Slow walking Jones..slow talking Jones..
along came, long, lean, lanky Jones
2007-01-17 16:45:00 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she said and den we will chill
2007-01-17 10:28:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"And Den Watts"
2007-01-17 10:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty lame, I used to work in a factory where they made fire hydrants, Couldn't park anywhere near the place! ( Thanks to Steven Wright )
2007-01-17 11:54:29 · answer #6 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dony worry....the Sooty and Sweep show will be on again soon and you will be able to get some better material.
2007-01-17 10:17:46 · answer #7 · answered by vwcarman2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and then we can steek it een the oven ata gas marken fiven
2007-01-17 10:17:27 · answer #8 · answered by ~Mustaffa~Laff~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny
2007-01-17 10:20:28 · answer #9 · answered by lil luck 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny
2007-01-17 10:18:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one.
2007-01-17 15:24:10 · answer #11 · answered by Liz J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋