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The user "Heaven's Messenger" suggested this very idea in the above question. The question was "Why do people not accept evolutionary theory?". To quote Heaven's Messenger exactly, "Speaking for conservative Christians, we accept the truth of God's word, not satanic ideas and trickery to discredit the Bible."
So... is evolution nothing more than Satanic trickery used to discredit the Bible?
2007-01-17 10:08:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow, I actually got a "yes". By the way, Elesia, I wish I could pick your answer as best right now!
2007-01-17 10:18:29 · update #1
Absolutely! He personally guides the hands of the carbon-dating devices in order to make the earth "appear" old and to plant doubt in good Christians' minds.
He also plants transitional fossils in the earth. He convinces the evil evolutionary scientists (his minions) to revise the theory when new evidence comes out - which just PROVES that it wasn't truth to begin with, if little pieces of the "THEORY" change over time.
Also, he is the one that destroyed all the unicorn fossils in order to discredit the Bible.
(Thanks, Der Furher, but I was being sarcastic. Note the )O( symbol, which denotes Wiccan sanity. ;)
2007-01-17 10:12:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 4⤋
We evolve everyday as person, human. So we are not the same people we were a day ago let alone a few years. So we keep moving ahead and making the best of situations and play the game of survival everyday. To say we are spiritually bankrupt because of evolution would be wrong 'cos we do bow our heads in prayer, go to the lord for answers and many a time take all the hardships just like that 'cos we know that the lord has better things in store for us! And the day people stop entirely believing in Love, hope, Prayers and Miracles would be the day we could say that evolution is satanic, but before that day arrives we are still evolving to become the best everyday
2016-05-24 01:21:19 · answer #2 · answered by Trudy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely.
There is no room in religion for your logic and rationale! Evolution is but the devil's playground. Satan roamed the Earth planting irreligious fallacies everywhere. He is the reason you question anything. You must fight his awesome power and relinquish your intelligence and humor or you'll go to hell (oh, wait... I guess you're already in it, at least the playground part - you should see the rest!).
Go say a couple of "Our Fathers" and bathe yourself in holy water. Perhaps we can call in a few exorcists. Whosoever believeth in straight fact and/or the theories of mad scientists shall not find meaning in anything but love, compassion, humanity, and kindness. And who needs that? I've got the Bible.
2007-01-17 13:32:41 · answer #3 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Evolution is the process God used to manifest his creation, and is scientific fact.
The only people who have a problem with this are athiests that have the mistaken belief that evolution somehow proves there is no God (dead wrong), and fundamentalist Christians who believe the symbolic work called the Holy Bible contains a literal description of the creation event (also dead wrong).
2007-01-17 10:17:16 · answer #4 · answered by Elmer R 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There's a reason the Bible warns of false prophets. Could he pick a more ironic screen name than "Heaven's Messenger"?
2007-01-17 13:46:34 · answer #5 · answered by novangelis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The beauty of Christianity is that everything that is completely ridiculous but good, God not only did it, but it shows how powerful he is that he could do something impossible. and everything that discredits Christianity, Satan did, so there is a one size fits all answer to EVERYTHING
2007-01-17 10:24:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've never thought of the theory of evolution as satanic trickery. I've always thought of it as more of a misinterpretation of the data. Even my friends who believe in evolution acknowledge that there are wide gaping holes in the theory.
2007-01-17 10:15:27 · answer #7 · answered by Cylon Betty 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is a horrible argument. You could say that everything involved with Christianity is also Satanic trickery.
2007-01-17 10:13:52 · answer #8 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Seriously? Is Satan just Christian trickery?
2007-01-17 12:15:42 · answer #9 · answered by HarmNone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right
all the scientists are just trying to trick you into believing them.
it's the biggest April fools joke out there
heres a question for you if god created the earth then he made a very lonely exsistance for his followers and there are no such things as alien life. out of all the billions of billions of stars that have planet types going around them we are the only ones.
HOW EGOTISTICAL DOES ONE HAVE TO BE TO THINK WHAT YOU JUST ASKED.
if one doesn't evolve then they are dooming them selfs to death
2007-01-17 10:18:09 · answer #10 · answered by drakelungx 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋