A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies. When they get to meet their maker, because of the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Heaven.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. "I want to be gorgeous." So God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. By the time there are only ten people left, this one guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."
2007-01-17 10:04:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omfg!!! lol..10/10 fav. i've read all day! =]
2007-01-17 11:31:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one... goes to show you what vanity will get you!
2007-01-17 18:09:36 · answer #2 · answered by liebedich85 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-01-17 22:26:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha heard it before bt still so funny
2007-01-17 19:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,i like that one...Sucks to be them.Where's vanity going to get you in heaven anyway?=)
2007-01-17 18:12:09 · answer #5 · answered by Lindsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that one hell of a funny story..thanx
2007-01-17 19:11:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋