A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chile.
The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full.
He says, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."
He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."
2007-01-17 09:57:23 · 23 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha .......good one !!
2007-01-17 20:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
L O L 10/10
2007-01-18 02:19:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I wish I would of had that bowl..I could of used it, I just did the same thing, after reading this...
All over my shoes, now..
A man I knew years ago, opened a bottle of Pepsi, out of a vending machine, and drank about half of it, then he saw... yep... a mouse in the bottom.
His reaction was pretty much the same as the guy in the cafe.
2007-01-18 00:31:40 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY do I suddenly want to throw up...you have completely put me off the choccy I was just gonna eat : ((((
a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips...!!! lolol
2007-01-18 10:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got to visit the big white telephone and speak to Hewie!
2007-01-17 18:08:17 · answer #5 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one K
2007-01-17 18:03:12 · answer #6 · answered by Yeah yeah yeah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaah kizzy and you a veggie as well 10/10
2007-01-18 03:47:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol 10/10
2007-01-18 09:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there had been two dead animals it might have been a "Rat at two e".
2007-01-17 18:13:00 · answer #9 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is about the sickest joke I have heard !
2007-01-17 19:59:17 · answer #10 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
but kinda funny
2007-01-17 18:48:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋