A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle.
The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms.
The father replies, " Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night."
The son then asks his father, " What's the 6-pack for? "
The father replies, " Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning."
Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, " Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for....."
2007-01-17 09:44:41 · 10 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WHAT...WOW.....12 times a year !! LOL....10/10
2007-01-18 02:43:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the 12 pack does me 12 years 10/10
2007-01-17 19:52:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Hilarious... I doubt anyone went home crying about being discriminated against because a sauce was called "Spaghetti" sauce, none the less, I doubt any "pasta" felt bad about it not being called Pasta sauce.. My thoughts are... Why change a long term name for the feelings of food? No one cared...
2016-05-24 01:17:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-17 17:50:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does 'The Muppet Show' know you are stealing their material
2007-01-17 10:28:11 · answer #5 · answered by vwcarman2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke ,I told it here about a month ago
2007-01-17 11:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by peter d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
hehehehehehehe
2007-01-17 09:51:58 · answer #7 · answered by blazing_star 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lol
2007-01-17 09:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by dottydog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-17 09:52:22 · answer #9 · answered by bex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....... thanks for a laugh.......
2007-01-18 02:13:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋