I had a close miss today.
I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky
2007-01-17 09:43:53 · 13 answers · asked by Mickey Corleone 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Orange is Sicilian for death. Watch yourself....go home and lock the doors.
2007-01-17 09:47:39 · answer #1 · answered by Michael 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL 10/10
These old guys dressed in orange huh. What are they like?
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-17 19:35:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one 10/10
2007-01-17 09:53:14 · answer #3 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should of asked if he wanted double decking.
2007-01-17 09:51:34 · answer #4 · answered by Puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaa haaaa haaa
2007-01-17 09:46:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whew! That was a lucky escape.
2007-01-17 09:46:24 · answer #6 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good
They might have got floored!
2007-01-17 09:48:36 · answer #7 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
is it possible to groan and laugh at the same time
lol
very funny
2007-01-17 09:47:36 · answer #8 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are one funny guy.
2007-01-17 09:52:42 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Zoey ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol! Very good!
2007-01-17 10:21:55 · answer #10 · answered by wee stoater 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋