when he saw a turtle asleep on a log, he ambled over and kicked the turtle and sent him clear across the river.
What did you do that for asked a passing giraffe.
because he took a nip out of my trunk about 50 years ago, said the elephant
Wow what a memory you have, said the giraffe.
i know said the elephant. turtle recall.
2007-01-17 09:22:18 · 11 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Clever. Not everyone likes puns, but I do. Turtle Recall, thats good.
2007-01-17 09:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Total Recall, 50 years!
2007-01-17 17:27:00 · answer #2 · answered by B. Question 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary jane said that she can always count on you for a giggle, its a shame that it didn't happen this time.
2007-01-17 17:40:42 · answer #3 · answered by Smart_Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh boy 9/10
2007-01-18 05:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can tell em chris w 10/10
2007-01-17 17:34:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
8/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-17 17:27:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, i can always count on you for a giggle
2007-01-17 17:25:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol not bad
2007-01-17 17:25:45 · answer #8 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, tell me more.
2007-01-17 17:28:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad.
2007-01-17 17:27:00 · answer #10 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋