What are the worst pranks you have played on people,heres just a few that ive done?

Question

My next door neighbour arranged to do a quigia board so anyway why he went up the shop his friends sneaked me in his house and i went and hid in his bedroom and put a sheet over me,when they got down to doing the board,i started making banging noises upstairs and making his door creak and after i heard him shiteing himself i walked down the stairs with the sheet over me,his wife pretended to pass out,he was so pettrified,lmao.A few of us a couple of weeks after also sent about 6 taxis at the same time to his house,we just stood in my front room with the light off looking out the window watching all these taxis pulling up and peeping there horns for him,lol.I also organised a game in my teenswhere this other person was involved,he was a right big headed tosser,we had to see who could pull the best wheelie on there pushbike,when it was his turn he pulled the wheelie and his front wheel came rolling off as i had undone his nuts on the wheel,me and my mates were rolling round with laughter

I also did another 1 on another mate,we were staying at his female cousins flat,and me and my mate had to sleep in the living room,at bed time he said to me Dave which way is the toilet so i said go through that door and turn left,when really i knew it was right as id just been,so he turned leand walked in and there was his cousin and her husband both stark naked just getting ready to do you know what.My mate came back in and called me a tw*t and we both laughed that much we had stomach cramp and tears rolling down our faces

Answer 1

mates? wow

Answer 2

Once upon a time, when I was young, slim and drunk I let some mates carry me in a coffin (a prop from a play) along a very busy London street. They put me on a wall about six feet high and I sat up and waved. A Mini smashed into the back of an a Austin A40 (though at a very slow speed). I passed out and when I woke I had a pillow under my head and was covered with a sheet. I was back at my mate's flat but still in the coffin. I had some good friends at that time!!!

Answer 3

A guy we hated at work always used the same toilet cubicle first thing on a Saturday morning after a night of curry and beer for a messy sit-down.
We got there first,removed all the toilet paper,put a piece of white card in that slot on the paper holder to make it look full,then hung one square of paper from underneath.
In he went.
After much shouting,he came out with only the sports page left from his newspaper. Now where did the rest of it go?
Hmmmmm........

Answer 4

My mate passed out at a party (too much booze) so we put a Mars Bar down the back of his pants (underwear if you are from the USA). When he woke up a few hours later in the middle of the party, it had of course melted nicely. His face (and walk) were a picture!

Answer 5

When I worked on an air squadron with the RAF, on a beer call night which was Thursdays I picked on the guy who usually got drunk and sewed up his inside cuffs to his flying jacket!! Hours later when in a state of oblivion but still just able to walk he tried to put his jacket on and couldn't understand why he couldnt get his arms through the sleeves LOL

Answer 6

wow you sound a good friend.

anyway, i once made a mix of beans, porridge, coke and carrots mashed up and made puking noises stood behind my friend before pouring it over his head.

we let somebody go to work after a night on the piss with a **** drawn on his face in permanent marker - he didn't know till he got in work!

left £5 note on the floor, the back of it was covered in dog **** and let my room mate pick it up... he only saw the clean side and put it right in his pocket.

once a few of us stayed at a mates house so we got hold of a copy of gay times magazine and put it next to his toilet for all the other guests to discover.

went camping/fishing and filled all the girls sleeping bags with maggots.

Answer 7

I actually did a similar one.

My mate, Jerica, was always pulling pranks on me so finally, I decided to get her back. Our mate, Megan, and I planned it for about a month. Then, on the day, we made plans to go to megan's flat to hang out, but I canceled at the last minute. In reality, I was hiding in megan's parents room. Jerica and megan stayed downstairs and everytime they went down, I'd move somthing or turn on the TV. Then, they went downstairs and I completely rearranged the sitting room. When they came upstairs, they went looking for the 'ghost'. They even came the wardrobe I was hiding behind but Jerica didn't look behind. Then, while Jerica was freaking out and screaming and calling for salt (I don't know why either), I jumped out of the room. She practically fainted saying, 'You're not supposed to be here!'

Answer 8

I locked my apprentice in the basement level of a redundant lift shaft when the lift was parked on the ground floor, then went up to the lift motor room on the sixth floor and put the emergency handle on the motor and wound it down. i could hear the screams from seven floors up.

Also with the same apprentice.

I strapped him to a electric sliding gate with cable ties/zip ties. and left him there for 45Min's, sliding in and out with the gate, more screaming every time a truck pulled up to the gate.

Answer 9

My boss and I were having some communication issues, so I spiked his sugar bowl with bicarbonate of soda. And peed my pants in the hallway as he cursed is foaming cuppa tea.

Needless to say, we botha greed that I was a little different after that and he never asked me to change again.

Answer 10

after a rather servere-but on the whole quite petty drunken argument with the bloke one night-i decided i needed to prove that i am not only the prettier one in our relationship, but i'm also a brighter spark than him, so fter he passed out i went about systematically stiching up one of his trouser legs at the knee. i did this to every pair of trousers he owned, because i didnt know which ones he ould put on in the morning.
when he woke late for work the next day it was hilarious watching him try all these trousers with no idea as to what had happened, he got through about 8 pairs before he worked out what i had done.

Answer 11

You're a novice prankster.Those are the kind of pranks that will cost you friendships eventually. The true prankster waits patiently til someone gets them angry. then you don't feel bad about filling the victims pool/car/house with fish guts