There were these 3 construction ladies working on a buliding: a brunnette, a redhead, and a blonde. They sit down to eat their lunch at the top of the building. The brunnette opens her lunch and complains "If I have a turkey sandwitch one more time, i'll jump off this roof."
The redhead opens her lunch and says "If I have a ham sandwitch one more time, i'll jump off this roof."
The blonde opens her lunch and says "If I have PB&J one more time, i'll jump off this roof."
The next day, they all had the sandwitches, so they all jumped off the roof.
At the redheads funneral her husband leans over her dead body, and said "I wish I didn't pack her a ham sandwitch."
At the brunnettes funneral, her husband leans over her dead body, and said "I wish I didn't pack her a turkey sandwitch."
At the blondes funneral, her husband shrugged and said, "I didn't pack her lunch, she did."
2007-01-17 08:44:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.... thanks for the laugh.
2007-01-17 08:56:39 · answer #1 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, blondes are not really so dumb. I am a natural blonde and qualify for Mensa (top 2% on intelligence tests).
I find blonde jokes cute; and, as a blonde myself, I don't get accused of being prejudiced.
2007-01-17 08:51:38 · answer #2 · answered by N C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!
But the truth is blonds aren't dumb. people give them that reputation. In 6th grade i had a math teacher tell my bf that her blond roots are showing all just because she wouldn't answer a question.
2007-01-17 08:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by More-Etti 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I all ready heard this joke so many times it is starting to get old and boring!
2007-01-17 08:55:09 · answer #4 · answered by DJ thunderdust 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend JOE says, "Yes!"
His father blonds are easier.
2007-01-17 08:48:10 · answer #5 · answered by Hollygood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
POSTED already!!
Yes,
You're right, I'm the same girl!! it's nothing to do with you, its just that they really are here before you were.
2007-01-17 08:47:59 · answer #6 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i posted that a few weeks ago you stealer blonde
2007-01-17 08:53:56 · answer #7 · answered by Tristyn 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
blondes ,hate the sound of dumb when u speak it ,
2007-01-17 08:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by reifguy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur avatar is blond
2007-01-17 09:03:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye of course lol
2007-01-17 08:47:38 · answer #10 · answered by hollabacgurl136 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
duh blondes r really that dumb.
i have a question for u:
why is it only blonde GIRLS that r dumb? notice how blonde GUYS are never picked on?
2007-01-17 09:06:04 · answer #11 · answered by munkees92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋