One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.
"The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?
2007-01-17 08:39:31 · 28 answers · asked by Rican Princess 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That one sucks - but not in a bad way, of course.
2007-01-17 08:44:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. 6/10
2007-01-17 16:43:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That reminds me of the husband who told his wife to signal her intentions in bed like this:
"If you'd like to have sex, pull on my penis once; if you don't want to have sex, pull on it 50 times".
2007-01-17 16:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by Irish Eyes 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2007-01-17 16:44:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was CUTE.....Ummmm what does she mean she didnt get it???? Hey can someone fill the poor girl in.
2007-01-17 16:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by Porcelain Doll 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get it! The pervert in me thinks it's hilarious.
gross... and yet...amusing
2007-01-17 16:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by Skittles-Dark Edition 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad....pretty funny!
2007-01-17 16:53:26 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny i like it
2007-01-17 17:11:47 · answer #8 · answered by love me like me hate me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think its ok... a 6/10 is ok for it
2007-01-17 16:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got the joke. But it was still crappy.
2007-01-17 16:43:50 · answer #10 · answered by The Zunester 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋