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I laughed at his funny joke then food flew out of my mouth and landed on his shirt. Then to make it worse he stood up and yelled "can someone get this girl a shovel".

I married him and he still makes me laugh.

2007-01-17 08:39:25 · answer #1 · answered by DY Beach 6 · 1 0

I meet a girl in a club in Brighton and arranged to pick her up the next day for a date. I turned up at the Vicarage to find out her Dad was a Rev. We had a pleasant chat and I reassured her parents that I was a good guy and would take care of their daughter- as I got my Jacket to leave my wallet fell to the floor and my Condoms fell out the wallet !

2007-01-17 09:43:32 · answer #2 · answered by scottie322 6 · 1 0

I'd forgotten to put my car headlights on and I was driving along a dual-carriageway, when I was stopped by the police. I had to sit in the back of the police car while I was breathalysed. Meanwhile my date peered in through the car window. The fact I was sober did nothing to dispel my total humiliation!

2007-01-17 12:45:48 · answer #3 · answered by Colette 5 · 1 0

Once I threw up on my date and this other time, I hated this one date so much I had to crawl out the bathroom window!

2007-01-17 08:40:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well i had a little too much to drink and made out with the guy instead of my date

2007-01-17 08:35:09 · answer #5 · answered by ashley m 1 · 0 0

I actually did it to break the ice, it was still incredibly embarassing, we of course went to Little Italy and I got spagetti, and wouldn't you know it I went to slurp it and it flipped up and popped me in my forehead and then on my chin.... Oh my God it was hilarious, he helped wipe it off but we still laugh about it and that was 3 years ago!!!! We are no longer together but we still have laughs every once in a while. I'm cracking up now just thinking about it!!!!!

2007-01-17 08:38:26 · answer #6 · answered by Lil Sexy Biker Chic 2 · 2 0

Catapulted a spoon off the table by accident, my arm caught the end of it and it went spinning off into the air behind me, sooo embarassing.

2007-01-17 10:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by dasguiel 2 · 1 0

Put the condom on before I went out. Had a few drinks and when I went to the restroom forgot the condom was still on. Me and her still laugh about that all these years later.

2007-01-17 08:37:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I accidently urinated on the first date

2007-01-17 08:33:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i went out with a huge group of couples to the movies and when we all got in i autimatically went and got a snack, i was the only one out of like 10 ppl. so we all go sit down and everyone just sits down and cuddle but i just sat there crunching on my snack soo humiliated lol

2007-01-17 08:34:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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