Two nuns in a car when Dracula jumps on the bonnet and tries to get at them. The nun in the back shouts `press the windscreen wipers`! But, this has no effect and he keeps hanging on trying to get in. Then the nun shouts `Throw holy water at him`! Again this doesn`t stop him, just burns a bit. The nun in the back starts to panic and shouts out `show him your cross`! So the other nun winds the window down and shouts `get off my f***ing car`
2007-01-17 08:28:30 · 15 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep its funny...lol
2007-01-17 08:31:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
even the dracula would have laughed hearing the nun...
2007-01-17 08:34:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brill tink that will teach that blood drinker to mess with virgins 10/10
2007-01-17 09:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was, the first time, and then the 2nd time on the Vicar of Dibley - sadly missed :'( - when Alice didn't get it...
2007-01-17 08:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gud 1 x
2007-01-21 02:59:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 well done
2007-01-17 08:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by steve223261 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA, HA=18:6,6,6
2007-01-17 09:03:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
8/10
keep smilin'.
2007-01-17 09:02:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty naughty!!
2007-01-17 08:35:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one ha ha
2007-01-17 09:13:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2007-01-17 08:33:36 · answer #11 · answered by j_goodwin27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋