My favorite) Your moms so old when I told her to act her age she died. And your moms so old Mozart was in the top 40
2007-01-17 08:05:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a parked car
...yo mama is so fat she causes an eclipse
2007-01-17 08:08:38 · answer #1 · answered by mørbidsшεεŧnεss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo' mama's so slow it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
2007-01-17 16:08:51 · answer #2 · answered by Handsome Devil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so stupid she can't spell "I.Q."
Yo mama so fat she eats biscuits like Tic Tacs
Yo mama so po she can only afford the p and o and the o and r are at Walmart layaway
Yo mama so stupid when she heard it was chilly outside she grabbed a pot and went outside.
2007-01-17 16:09:32 · answer #3 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink.
2007-01-17 16:09:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama so fat when she stepped in front of the TV I missed 2 episodes.
Yo mama so poor ehn I saw her in the dump and asked her what she was doing she said "Grocery shopping."
2007-01-17 16:11:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-17 16:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by ♠EmilyJayne♠ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama's so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
2007-01-17 16:08:51 · answer #7 · answered by Gragg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid she brought an umbrella when she went to see Purple Rain.
2007-01-17 16:09:15 · answer #8 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so ugly, when she was little they had to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
2007-01-17 16:09:26 · answer #9 · answered by Rod Rod Go 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas so dumb she had you!
Yo mamas so fat she walked into safeway and it wasn't safe anymore!
Yo mamas so ugly when she took a picture of herself her face got blanked out!
2007-01-17 16:15:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋