in the window" the chap behind the counter looks up and says " sorry miss but we don't serve blondes in here " Shocked and a bit miffed she leaves the shop but on the way home buys some red hair dye thinking i'll fool him! Next day she's back in the shop with bright red hair but before she can speak the bloke looks up and says " sorry miss but i told you yesterday we don't serve blondes in here " Now she's really pissed, so she goes to her plastic surgeon and spends £3,000 on boob implants, then to her beauty salon and has her hair and eyebrows dyed black, and finally to the boutique for a new wardrobe and some dark glasses, Then back to the shop she walks seductively up to the counter, " Hello, i'd like to enquire about that Tv set in the window? " the bloke looks up " Not you again, how many times do i have to tell you we don't serve blondes in this shop !" utterly devastated she starts to leave but as she gets to the door she hears "by the way, that Tv set, it's a Microwave ! "
2007-01-17 08:00:09 · 27 answers · asked by abraxas5597 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i am naturally blonde but i did find that funny..lol!
2007-01-17 08:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by trout 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
2007-01-17 19:40:54 · answer #2 · answered by oofagook 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then the blond walks into a store and says,
"I'll take 2 lbs of American Cheese, 3 large Kosher pickles and a loaf of Rye bread."
Clerk says no.
"Well, why not? Just because I'm blond?"
He says, "No, lady. This is a hardware store!"
Same joke. Different setup! Thanks!
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2007-01-17 08:07:21 · answer #3 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. thats funny i got one..[give thumbs up if you like] a kid comes home from school saying mommy mommy i got in trouble for something i didnt do! and the mom goes that is not right i am gonna have to talk to ur teacher about this by the way what was the thing you didnt do again? and the kid says....My Homework.. :] ahaha
2016-05-24 00:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-17 08:02:44 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-01-17 08:08:25 · answer #6 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
8/10
One of the better blonde jokes
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-17 09:11:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aiight.
2007-01-17 08:05:15 · answer #8 · answered by It Co$t To Be Around The Bo$$ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but still very funny.
2007-01-17 08:06:09 · answer #9 · answered by Joe J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good like that one
2007-01-17 08:05:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋