Why did God create men?
Because men can't mow the lawn.
Why are men faster than women?
They have a stick shift and ball bearings.
Mens shins - A device for finding furniture in the dark!
Whats the difference between Love, True Love and Showing Off?
Spit, Swallow and Gargle!
Sorry Men this is just a bit of fun :)
2007-01-17 07:55:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A bit of fun? and why not...I laugh at women jokes so I can laugh at these lol ;o)
by the way....are u my long lost twin???????
2007-01-17 07:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by tizzy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between a mad bull and a woman with PMS?
Lipgloss
hehe 1 bak 4 the guys :)
(ps. no offence meant, just a joke)
2007-01-17 09:23:31 · answer #2 · answered by eddybear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-01 07:33:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Har Har Har
Good ones(ish)
2007-01-17 08:00:25 · answer #4 · answered by Oel Pezlo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ones its time you ladies kicked back at the men 10/10
2007-01-17 08:45:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When god finished creating Adam and Eve, he still had two pieces left that didn't know what to do with.
So he gave Adam something he can use to pee while standing.
And gave Eve the BRAIN
2007-01-17 08:03:44 · answer #6 · answered by Joe J 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The last one was really funny, but I am afraid you'll get a violation notice for it
2007-01-17 08:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good woman 8/10
2007-01-17 09:39:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. From a man.
2007-01-17 07:58:00 · answer #9 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can too mow the lawn...
2007-01-17 07:59:29 · answer #10 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋