what can i drink to get marijuanna out of my system?

Question

i smoked last weekend but they said it takes a month to get out of your system.. i have to take a drug test tomorrow but i heard that if u drink clorox & milk or vinegar it cleans out ur system..

Answer 1

Clorox will burn your esophagus and poison you. I don't think there is anything you can take that will flush it out of your system. Try water and maybe next time you'll think twice before doing it.

Answer 2

First off, don't drink clorox...I mean come on that's bleach! My best suggestion is to drink very large quantities of water until your appointment. Stay away from fatty foods. The amount of time THC is visible in your system has alot to do with your diet...it tends to "Hang on" to fat cells, so introducing more wouldn't be a good idea. If you keep yourself hydrated, toxins don't cling on as much as say a dehydrated person. That's where the water comes in. Eat healthy (no fried or salty foods, and drink water as much as you can. I did it and I passed in a week from after the last time I smoked. Just to give you an idea, I'm 120 pounds and drank around a gallon and a half of water a day...if you just keep drinking through the day you should be able to ingest that much with no problem, except peeing every 20 minutes. And for goodness sake, don't smoke if you know there's a possibility of having to take a test! I just noticed that your test is tomorrow...not alot you can do about it in that amount of time. Hope you don't get in too much trouble!

Answer 3

Do not drink clorox!!! It will ruin your stomach lining. If you are close to any "headshops" go see them. They will help you fing a product to suit your needs. I had a similiar situation and they gave me a bottle of detox and it worked magically. Most products have a money back guarantee. Don't go cheap, if this test is important then you wouldn't want to mess it up. If you can't find a head shop try niacin. It overheats your body and cleans your system, however it may take longer then you have. Last but not least if you drink too much h2o it can dillute your system and give an incomplete reading. This is a sticky situation so try to avoid it. Next time try not to smoke so close to a test. It's like getting pregnant, the only true way is to not do it at all.

Answer 4

First of all --- Please don't drink Clorox!!!

Unlike most other drugs, including alcohol, THC (the active chemical in marijuana) is stored in the fat cells and therefore takes longer to fully clear the body than with any other common drug. This means that some parts of the body still retain THC even after a couple of months, rather than just the couple of days or weeks for water soluble drugs.

There are things you can buy at that claim to clean your body of drugs, most even offer a 200% money back guarantee, but I am not sure how well they actually work.

Answer 5

Clear Flush Total Body Purifier
you can buy it here!

http://billboardtobacco.com/clearflush.html

or go to a vitamine shop and look for anything that claims that it is a detox or get some niacine. Dont drink clorox that is dumb you'll end up in the hospital. and i hate to break it to you if your drug test is tomorrow there is nothing you can do to clean your system. It takes at least a week and a few days, but less then 24 hours its not going to happen.

Answer 6

Oh my god, do not drink Clorox. Do you really want clorox showing up on your drug test? Or, to die?

I wasn't aware there was anything you can drink to get it out of your system. And it could be in your hair. What if they take a hair sample?

Answer 7

Don't drink bleach. Try to be a little smarter, and don't smoke pot...or use any other drug. The best you could do now is miss work tomorrow, and hope it's out of your system before they test you. I'm surprised they let you know ahead of time. Usually they come in and do a lock down. If you leave...you're fired.
Seems like all the dopers have their little tricks to beat the tests....they don't. Good luck, and be smarter next time. Remember the old saying...Just say NO!

Answer 8

dont drink clorox okay if you smoke cigs stop now drink lots and lots of water head over to the smoke shop alot of people tell you it doesnt work but yes it does been smokin for years and go from job to job get the detox drink follow directions on its best if you know the exact time of your test but theres one you got a 5 hour span that was the last one i used and make sure you eat healthy you want yer body clean as possiable from toxins also if you only took a couple of hits you probably wont have much to worry about but if the job is really important to you or a matter of going to jail its better to be safe than sorry.

Answer 9

You may be screwed, but you can try this.

Start drinking water NOW, drink it until your urine is clear and odorless (but do not drink more than a gallon in 6 or 7 hours). Go as much as possible.

Depending on what time your test is, drink more water when you wake up, and take a B vitamin so it turns your urine yellow. Make sure you tell them you take vitamins every day.

A half hour or so before the test quit drinking so much water and take 2 or 3 rolaids which will shoot your sodium level up.

Good luck, I passed two tests using this method before.

Answer 10

Please Please do not drink clorox I can promise you if you do you will not make it to see a drug test........Now THC stores in ur fatty cell if u a larger personand depends on how often u smoke you might look for some detox at a local vitamin store if you are a smaller person you can probably get away with drinking large amounts of water...if u don't smoke often hope this helps good luck