A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night.
The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrant!".
The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter."
The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!
2007-01-17 07:21:10 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good! 10/10 for you.
2007-01-17 09:18:54 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!!
8/10.!!!
2007-01-17 07:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it.
10/10
Tink
2007-01-17 08:03:09 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all in a days work it said good one 10/10
2007-01-17 07:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...lol
2007-01-17 07:25:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooo lolllllllllll
2007-01-17 07:28:03 · answer #6 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. It made me chuckle but it seems to be a dismal day on yahoo answers.
2007-01-17 07:28:01 · answer #7 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's freaking hilarious.
2007-01-17 07:53:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know what one i would rather be lol 10/10
2007-01-18 00:51:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a old joke! Aren't you worried about a violation from yahoo answer.
2007-01-17 07:26:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋