A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
2007-01-17 07:20:10 · 41 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao , thats the best one so far tonight, cute little blue star coming your way ha ha ha
2007-01-17 10:03:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!!
6/10.!!!
2007-01-17 07:32:08 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-01-17 07:23:46 · answer #3 · answered by Veronica Mars 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-17 07:23:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amazing all the ladies are laughing at this.
I wish they still had the option to rate question THUMBS DOWN
2007-01-17 07:26:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old one but can still raise a laugh
2007-01-17 07:39:13 · answer #6 · answered by frederic w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still find it funny!
2007-01-17 07:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by willowGSD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. Never heard that one before. Thank you.
K
2007-01-17 07:24:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny but very wrong! Oww...
2007-01-17 07:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by Marky B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch that would be very sore i tink 10/10
2007-01-17 07:44:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋