A wife woke of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement.
After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found he husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing.
"Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant? And your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replied.
"Well, I would have been released tonight."
2007-01-17 07:18:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its true marriage isn't a word it's a sentence pmsl 10/10
2007-01-18 00:57:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it. Always laughing, stop copy and pasting jokes older then the Flintstones.
2007-01-17 15:23:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm sort of funny but short and sweet...just how good jokes are s'posed to be.
2007-01-17 15:22:17 · answer #3 · answered by Vixz06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he just realised he made a big mistake 10 /10
2007-01-17 15:41:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my husband said the same to me on our wedding anniversary
that's right sweetheart but you are a straight guy be thankful for that
the joke was great thanks for the giggle
2007-01-17 15:35:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this one I like.
2007-01-17 15:31:08 · answer #6 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Basement, the man did well for himself, to be sure.
2007-01-17 15:22:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha liked that one!!!
2007-01-17 15:27:04 · answer #8 · answered by pigeon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats messed up
2007-01-17 15:22:11 · answer #9 · answered by Lexy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2007-01-17 15:25:26 · answer #10 · answered by lexi84 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋