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Did you hear about the FLASHER who was considering RETIREMENT ?
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He decided to STICK IT OUT for another year ; )
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10 points for answer with best one-liners
2007-01-17 07:18:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
2007-01-17 07:58:25 · answer #1 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of my favorite one liners came from Larry the Cable guy in the movie "Cars" "I'm as happy as a tornado in a trailer park."
2007-01-17 07:23:11 · answer #2 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Favorite One-Liners:
* You're about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
* You're about as useful as a one-armed trapeze artist
with an itchy ***!
2007-01-17 13:31:13 · answer #3 · answered by Van T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(a little nasty and no offence meant)
a paraplegic walks into a bar, just kidding!
two seals walk into a bar. Boom Boom!
Endless love? two blind men playing tennis
2007-01-17 09:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by eddybear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
⥠⥠useful as a screen door on a submarine ⥠â¥
2007-01-17 07:37:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you from Tennessee cause your the only ten i see.
2007-01-17 13:17:57 · answer #6 · answered by lilc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋