A man, his wife and mother-in-law were visiting Israel when the mother-in-law passed away.
Upon discussing details with the undertaker the couple were informed that they could have the mother-in-law flown home, at a cost of $5,000.00, or they could bury her in the Holy land for only $150.00.
Thinking about it the husband decided to fly the body home.
After the paperwork was completed, the wife was standing outside the funeral home when the undertaker asked the husband, "Why are you spending $5,000.00 when it would only cost $150.00 to have your mother-in-law buried here?"
The man answered, "Well, a couple of thousand years ago a man was buried here and three days later he rose again. I can't take that chance."
2007-01-17 07:17:29 · 19 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Worth the $4,850.00! Keep us laughing, Tink - you're great for my attitude.
2007-01-17 07:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-01-17 07:22:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi tink that one i heard before but i still got a smile out of it 8/10
2007-01-17 07:37:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's OK. I didn't laugh out loud though. Some people with a slightly different sense of humour might love that joke though. :)
2007-01-17 07:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by Live4Music 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That ones old but still funny.
2007-01-17 07:27:56 · answer #5 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously not a Jewish couple.
2007-01-17 07:25:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the most funy one i read in here
2007-01-17 08:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by mahmoud 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant, your on a roll tonight
2007-01-17 10:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Stuff...I like it
2007-01-17 07:41:19 · answer #9 · answered by coconuts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before - but it's still funny!!!!! haha!
2007-01-17 07:20:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋