A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
2007-01-17 07:14:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whoo hoo laughing my pink socks off.
2007-01-17 07:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-01-18 01:15:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one rocking in my chair kind 10/10
2007-01-17 07:34:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
again you are still the master pmsl 10/10
2007-01-18 00:59:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but I think I've heard of it before...
2007-01-18 11:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had heard it before but it's still very funny.
2007-01-17 07:24:14 · answer #6 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good joke. Lol. :) Did you make it up yourself?
2007-01-17 07:19:21 · answer #7 · answered by Live4Music 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2007-01-17 08:04:13 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't believe i didn't see the punchline coming ... excellent
2007-01-17 07:43:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-17 07:25:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋