If Uncle is Sam then who is the Aunt?

Question

I know Mother is Nature
and
Father go figure
but note
Big Brother is watching

Answer 1

Aunt Asparagus?

Sorry, I just though that sounded cool.

Answer 2

The aunt doesn't excist because Sam isn't really an uncle, infact he's a lonely, old, fat guy sat in some deeply padded leather chair in an air conditioned 'office' looking out at the crap he's created in the name of hope and freedom, wondering If God will ever give him a child like he did with another apparent virgin, the good 'ol Mary.

Answer 3

Auntie Mrs Sam

Answer 4

Uncle Sam is a bachelor.

Answer 5

WRITE [e-mail] and I'll text u off the earth hating big brother-u know the kind of kids that survived the camp Cooke Calif. infirmary of: mercury shoots in the Korean war, we never got so much as a fly hi off of being lab rat for big brother I was only six when i got there and vegetables are a line of underachievers still trying to understand why: we all went on to be the builder Bob generation but not with out wanting revenge that still rages like fire in me, whose who work for big brother still have no knowledge of the road iv'e paved to put them there to tell me to shoot myself in the foot for their causes-big brother is carnegie mellon right here is i text they are in your house same as mine so say hello the next time u think u think

Answer 6

Jemima

Answer 7

Aunt u glad u asked? lol

Answer 8

Aunt Betsy...(Betsy Ross....true story...look it up...she was given that nickname)

Answer 9

Canada!!!!

Answer 10

yo mama