The guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."
2007-01-17 06:19:26 · 30 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Creature Comforts
Very funny. Again and again and again and again and again and again and again and ..............
2007-01-17 07:40:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm a straight girl and I've never had a crush on another girl soo.... Probably some jealousy comes into play.
2016-05-24 00:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAUGH OUT LOUD
Thank-you cowboy
That was funny!
Still putting my shoes on heeheehee lol
2007-01-19 06:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great cowboy he will sure make a lot of noise going down the street 100shoes 10/10
2007-01-17 06:57:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-17 06:25:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheheeehee! Thats a cracker! Hilarious!
2007-01-17 06:22:37 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 haha
2007-01-17 06:24:19 · answer #7 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....that's a lot of shoes. Nice joke.
2007-01-18 16:03:18 · answer #8 · answered by Mystikal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Ride on Cowboy
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-18 08:39:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Daft but funny, I like it
2007-01-17 06:24:39 · answer #10 · answered by reggie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwwwww! That's cute! x
2007-01-17 06:23:20 · answer #11 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋