Doc says hes in an isolation room ,and has Syphalis,Gonorea Herpes Crabs and now has Aids and Broncitis and Pnumonia. She says o my god doc can you anything for him.Doc says we've
put him on a diet of pancakes & pizzas.She says will that cure him
doc? doc says no! but thats the only thing we can get under the door
2007-01-17 06:09:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bloody brillllll lol 10/10
2007-01-17 06:24:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this before but it went like this; Theres this guy and he goes on a hike some were in the tropics. He comes back and isnt feeling very good, so he goes into the hospital. They run some tests and they put him to sleep. He wakes up in a plain, dank romm. With a bed, table, and a phone. The phone rings so he picks it up. The docs on the other end.
'we have bad news and good news, which do you want?' He said the bad news first. 'You have broncitis"
'Oh no' he says, 'whats the good news?'
'The good news is that we are going to put you on a diet of pancakes, pita bread and pizza'
'will that cure me?'
'no, but its the only food we'll be able to fit under the door!'
2007-01-17 14:27:46 · answer #2 · answered by ♦Ðéjà~♠~\/û♦ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehhe!!! Thats a sure cracker! Thumbs up!
2007-01-17 14:29:31 · answer #3 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AH ahaha
2007-01-17 15:37:47 · answer #4 · answered by kitten baby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite good worth reading
2007-01-17 14:25:39 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA!!
Thanks for the laugh!!
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2007-01-17 14:21:22 · answer #6 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-17 14:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats brilliant
kudos to you, pal, made my day! =]
2007-01-17 15:10:48 · answer #8 · answered by Caroline. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-17 14:41:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it, but it's not too funny... JMO
2007-01-17 14:27:45 · answer #10 · answered by jhchiu2004 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋