I am giving everyone of you(the people that reads my question) a chance to win 10 points, fair and square.
I want you to answer my question(which really isn't a question) in the funnyist way possible.(please don't correct my language)
I will be the judge unless I have other, more important thing to do.In that case the judging will be handed over to the voters.
bear in mind that any answers that contains swearing etc. will be disqualified.
Just A TIP: I am an South African 17 year-old boy(going on 18 in September). Keep my teenage taste and -sense of humor in mind.
2007-01-17 05:49:55 · 24 answers · asked by nobody 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No Cunny_Funt. I wish I had a girlfriend
2007-01-17 06:00:26 · update #1
I bet you are jealous, cowboy
2007-01-17 06:11:16 · update #2
SimpsonFreak, the answer to your question is undefined, you can't devide anything by nought
2007-01-18 06:21:22 · update #3
Umm....
penguins are my favourite kind of frog?
2007-01-17 05:56:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The answer is 77multiplied by the # of tentacles on a squid subtract 4 sets of triplets added to the maxium songs on an ipod divided by how many more frogs than golf balls there are in a milk carton subtract the number of times the average number of hours of television a 20-year-old views in a week plus 0.4849422 more than 88 pairs of socks and 67 pairs of underware minus all the eyes on 23 potatoes, 84 two headed snakes and 33 spiders multiplied by the number of stars minus 6 gives you the answer of, ... wait... what was the question?(which really isn't a question)
2007-01-17 06:17:09 · answer #2 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 23:31:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man.You're a piece of work.Is very difficult answer a question like that and get the point. I'm a funny guy,but this time you got me by the twins.You're very smart and I hope you can laughter very easily. By the way, I'm from Texas ( not really,I was born in New York) but I live in Texas,right now we have a lot snow.And guess what...IS WHITE,WET AND COLD.
2007-01-17 06:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by Mario Vinny D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i think you really want to know about the husband that was bonking a dolphin down on the seashore. His wife looked out of the Hotel window and saw him and so she ran down to the beach..
Was you just bonking that dolphin. she asked
yes he said, i'm sorry i couldn't help it.
Well then i want a divorce said the wife..
I'm not bothered he said, There are plenty more fish in the sea.....
my cousins live in East london in SA..Its beautiful...
rock on then . c ya.....
2007-01-17 06:03:32 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ah. the funny answer challenge. this is an easy way to answer a funny question in a challenging way. however, sometimes the challenge is more about being funny than answering the question. maybe this time, though, i've adequately answered the question in a funny way.
2007-01-17 05:57:26 · answer #6 · answered by theoutcrop 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im not guilty judge really i thought this was just a game!!
2007-01-17 05:59:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the difference between an eagle standing on a rock?
2007-01-17 06:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once read this ina bumper sticker. "Caution Sudden break downs." I think is funny is in my sisters car. Her car is always breaking down.
2007-01-17 06:19:56 · answer #9 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a dead beetle, a squashed jaffacake, 2 polos, 55p, a hairslide and some fluff
2007-01-17 05:56:44 · answer #10 · answered by rachealuk 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm Spartacus!
2007-01-17 06:05:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋