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well said the man you go down the cellar and kill a rat and put it in my pint.Off she went and come back with a rat in a pint after half an hour he went back up to the bar and asked for half a pint of rat she said how do i do that well said the man you go down the cellar kill a rat chop it in half and put half of it into my pint Off she went and come back with half a pint of rat he said i aint drinking that she said why he said it's got no head on it

2007-01-17 05:39:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

HAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious!

The people who don't get it are probably not old enough to have ever had a beer out of a pint!

2007-01-17 06:30:47 · answer #1 · answered by truth 2 · 0 0

I got a good laugh from that one

2007-01-17 06:46:32 · answer #2 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0 0

omg lol 9/10

2007-01-17 06:15:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sory bro. Not funny at all

2007-01-17 06:02:57 · answer #4 · answered by nobody 2 · 0 0

Nice one.

2007-01-17 05:44:16 · answer #5 · answered by angel 3 · 0 0

Heh heh heh, I wasn't expecting that punchline.

Good one!

2007-01-17 06:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by Deborah H 2 · 0 0

pole vault

2007-01-19 07:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by pooonmywellies 2 · 0 0

doh

2007-01-17 07:18:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol, that's actually quite clever.

2007-01-17 07:06:31 · answer #9 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0 0

not bad lol

2007-01-17 08:26:31 · answer #10 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0 0

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