A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million." To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.
The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it." Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''
2007-01-17 05:36:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heres another one
Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"
"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.
"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.
"No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business."
2007-01-17 05:42:05 · update #1
Good one lol
2007-01-17 05:40:18 · answer #1 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to watch what you say about Rednecks,think about it,the blue book value of their truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.Funny !!
2007-01-17 13:48:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a rednecks final words?
2007-01-17 13:41:15 · answer #3 · answered by Colonel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha... I really like the first one. As for the second one, it's okay.
2007-01-17 14:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by jhchiu2004 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty funny lol
2007-01-17 13:41:09 · answer #5 · answered by Aly G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that! lol
2007-01-17 13:41:39 · answer #6 · answered by gypsyiiiis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋