Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, a gang of raiders' efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio-tape system, one said, "At least we'll get a bit to eat," The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SP--M BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.
2007-01-17 05:19:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I BET I GET REPORTED 4 THIS 1 BLOODY SADO'S LOL
2007-01-17 06:07:22 · update #1
to be sure to be sure another great one lol 10/10
2007-01-18 01:14:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Thats a good one 10/10
2007-01-17 12:29:53 · answer #2 · answered by Alex 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
each with a stomach full of protein 10/10
2007-01-17 05:59:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
could only happen in ireland hope you dont get a violation notice but its poss for contents of last line mentioning a certain country
2007-01-17 07:55:03 · answer #4 · answered by peter.w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny cant see how you can get reported for that lol
2007-01-17 06:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by Dharma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if they added salt to taste better?
Hehe very funny :)
2007-01-17 05:58:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a classic, heard it a while back, well done.
2007-01-17 06:05:09 · answer #7 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww disgusting but funny. bet that didn't see that coming lol
2007-01-17 05:28:54 · answer #8 · answered by angel louie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny i love ur jokes keep them coming
2007-01-17 05:23:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yuk,,, but a good one haha
2007-01-17 05:25:54 · answer #10 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋