its from a "brain teaser" work sheet i am doing with some of my students. just wondering what people thought...
2007-01-17 05:12:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
moses didn't have an ark
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2007-01-17 05:16:11 · answer #1 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Moses Noah and Noah would have taken only 1 of each species of animal since the animal itself makes up the "species".
2007-01-17 05:16:28 · answer #2 · answered by degendave99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Supposedly it was a male and female of each species. But do you think there really was a Noah's Ark..yes NOAH not MOSES?? Think of how huge it would have been!
2007-01-17 05:16:16 · answer #3 · answered by pamomof4 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Unicorn
A long time ago, when the earth was green
And there was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen,
And they run around free while the world was bein' born,
And the loveliest of all was the Unicorn.
There was green alligators and long-neck geese.
There was humpy bumpy camels and chimpanzees.
There was catsandratsandelephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the Unicorn.
But the Lod seen some sinnin', and it caused him pain.
He says, "Stand back, I'm gonna make it rain."
He says. "Hey Brother Noah, Ill tell ya wharcha do.
Go and buid me a floatin' zoo.
And you take two alligators, and a couple of geese,
Two humpy bumpy camels and two chimpanzees.
Take two catsandratsandelephants, but sure as you're born
Noah, don't you forget my Unicorn."
Now Noah was there, and he answered the callin',
And he finished up the ark just as the rain started fallin'.
He marched in the animals two by two,
And he called out as they went through,
"Hey Lork, I got your two alligators and your couple of geese,
Your humpy bumpy camels and your two chimpanzees.
Got you catsandratsandelephants-but Lord, I'm so forlorn
'Cause I just don't see no Unicorn."
Ol' Noah looked out through the drivin' rain,
But the Unicorns were hidin', playin' silly games.
They were kickin' and splashin' in the misty morn,
Oh them silly Unicorn.
Then the goat started goatin', and the snake started snakin',
The elephant started elephantin', and the boat started shakin'.
The mouse started squeakin', and the lion started roarin',
And everyone's aboard but the Unicorn.
I mean the green alligators and the long-neck geese.
The humpy bumpy camels and the chimpanzees.
Noah cried, "Close the door' cause the rain is pourin'-
And we just can't wait for them Unicorn."
Then the ark started movin', and it drifted with the tide,
And the Unicorns looked up from the rock and cried.
And the water come up and sort of floated them away-
That's why you've never seen a Unicorn to this day.
You'll see a lot of alligators and a whole mess of geese.
You'll see humpy bumpy camels and lots of chimpanzees.
You'll see carsandratsandelephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no Unicorn.
none cause it was noah
2007-01-17 05:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by just bored 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who is Moses? What's an Ark? Who is Noah?
That's a slanted question since some of us don't read the Bible and if it were true than it's Noah's fault for forgetting to include the fairies, cyclops, dragons, etc.
2007-01-17 05:15:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was Noah's Ark not Moses.
2007-01-17 05:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by LeighAnn D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i was going to say 2 of each, but moses didn't have an ark it was noah
2007-01-17 05:18:53 · answer #7 · answered by isacts 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None as Noah had the ark. So answer be zero
2007-01-17 05:34:45 · answer #8 · answered by Dinah Dee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NONE!!!!! It wasn't Moses.... it was Noah that took animals on the ark.
2007-01-17 05:16:58 · answer #9 · answered by redbird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zero... because Noah was the person who took animals into his ark
2007-01-17 05:14:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋