'Before we enter the wilds of the Yukon,' warned the trapper, 'always remember that the deadliest creature in these parts is the Grizzly Bear. Nothing in the world can outrun a hungry Grizzly!'
Till remember that,' said Murphy. 'Don't you worry.'
For weeks on end the two trekked on towards the distant trading post until one morning the air was rent with an almighty roar.
'Say your prayers,' screamed the trapper. 'It's a hungry Grizzly.'
'I hear it,' called Murphy, pulling on a pair of running shoes.
'Forget the shoes,' cried the trapper. 'You can't outrun a hungry Grizzly.' 'No, but I can outrun you,' smiled Murphy.
2007-01-17 04:58:34 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
see murphy isnt the fool irish man you think he is 10/10
2007-01-17 06:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao poor trapper 8/10
2007-01-17 13:02:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 10/10 lol
2007-01-18 09:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brings a smile to my face... I like those jokes :)
2007-01-17 13:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny
2007-01-17 13:02:58 · answer #5 · answered by sa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is only slightly funny.
2007-01-17 13:07:03 · answer #6 · answered by The Happy Atheist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Really
2007-01-17 13:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4, slightly different but still makes me smile.....8/10
2007-01-17 13:02:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read what I'm typing. Is it funny? Same to you.
2007-01-17 13:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by nelson28 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's giggle funny.
2007-01-17 13:01:49 · answer #10 · answered by Bonita Applebaum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋