Let's say me and my boy wanted to get hitched.
A Pastafarian wedding would be the only choice.
Other than dressing as pirates, how should we go about uniting ourselves in the glory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Who should preside over the wedding? What kind of decorations or food should we have? What sort of vows should we say? How should the ceremony go?
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2007-01-17 04:36:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well... of COURSE you'd have to serve pasta after the wedding. Each participant should have to eat a symbolic mouthful of pasta before each "I do". The vows should include "I solemnly swear to center my marriage around the Holy Pasta, making sure to enrich our lives and our diets with plentiful carbs, and we will give thanks together, in love, for every pasta dinner that his Noodly Appendage his blessed for us."
2007-01-17 04:39:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
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How would I go about organizing a Pastafarian wedding?
Let's say me and my boy wanted to get hitched.
A Pastafarian wedding would be the only choice.
Other than dressing as pirates, how should we go about uniting ourselves in the glory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Who should preside over the wedding? What kind of decorations or food...
2015-08-10 10:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am making my Priestess a hat, also we will be having spaghetti afterword, with the different meats and sauce(sauces?) as separate dishes. Like make your own bowl. It is a multi-ethnic wedding, so we want to incorporate other traditions besides Pastafarian.
2016-08-27 10:24:00 · answer #3 · answered by crazyravysmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pastafarian weddings should have an Italian theme, I think.
2007-01-17 04:40:41 · answer #4 · answered by metoo 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I am surprised that you do not know the answer to this simple question. The proper wedding ceremonies are outlined in the Holy Book of Recipes. Read the word, and you will do well. May His Noodly Appendages Encircle thine heart for now, and forever more.
Ramen~
2007-01-17 04:47:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Here's an interesting link...
http://www.venganza.org/2006/12/24/fsm-cake.htm
http://www.breakingranks.net/weblog/index.php
2007-01-17 04:41:56 · answer #6 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, obviously people should throw orzo.
And seriously, there's a wonderful option for people who want a festive yet nonreligious wedding. Celebrant USA saw that gap, and my mom is using it for her wedding. (She's a lapsed Pentecostal marrying a lapsed Catholic.)
2007-01-17 04:40:53 · answer #7 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this a serious question? If so, sure, the pirate costumes are a great idea. Can you make a wedding cake out of sweetened spaghetti?
2007-01-17 04:43:43 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. NoneofYourbusiness 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You would need a prophet to join you in Pastamony. A real pirate would be nice. Write your own vows. The FSM (CBUH) does not speak for others. I think outdoors would please him. All sorts of pasta should be served afterwards, as well as the obligatory meatballs of love. Peace. You have been touched. RAmen.
2007-01-17 04:45:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Um, the owner of the spaghetti o's company shall preside over the wedding, spaghetti noodles strung thru rigatoni noodles shall suffice, mini rigatoni noodles shall be the rings and the vows should be personalized to each of your likings naturally. yeah you. have a pastariffic wedding!!!!
2007-01-18 17:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by rhiamon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋