Sorry about lying to you for so long, but its time to tell you. Humans really did live alongside dinosaurs and the world really is just 6,000 years old. Uranium doesn't even decay; we scientists all sold our souls to Satan for the electricity that comes out of nuclear power plants and the woefully mislabeled "nuclear" bomb. You don't even want to know what we had to do to get nuclear medicine.
And the starlight from galaxies more than 6,000 ly away? If you look really close, you can see the wires for the Christmas lights in the photos.
Evolution? Who are we kidding. I work on the ongoing project to plant the fossils. I was especially proud of "Australopithecus"; because most of my sexual energy goes into weekly orgies at Stephen Hawking's house, I consider the fakes almost like children.
We never went to the moon either; had you a spectroscope, you would know that it really is made of cheese anyway. My research indicates that its almost certainly a hard cheddar of some sort...
2007-01-17 04:27:50 · 11 answers · asked by Mr. NoneofYourbusiness 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The question is does anybody believe me?
2007-01-17 04:36:52 · update #1
Of COURSE I believe you... anything that allows me to deny reality in favor of my irrational faith is ok by me!
2007-01-17 04:39:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I believe you. I'm just upset that the dinosaur exhibit at the Museum Of Natural History was a charade.
2007-01-17 04:47:01 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Christopher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2007-01-17 04:33:46 · answer #3 · answered by . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope =D But... (consults lawyer) I respect your beliefs/opinions and your right to express and pursue them.
2007-01-17 04:51:04 · answer #4 · answered by ravenheart737 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's about time someone told it the way it is around here.
2007-01-17 04:32:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
the moon is not cheese silly person...lol
what was the question here?
2007-01-17 05:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by c s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have seen the light...
2007-01-17 04:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
glad you finally admit it *wink*
2007-01-17 04:33:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Please grow up. This is not even a question...
2007-01-17 04:33:18 · answer #9 · answered by james p 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nice work, thanks for the laugh.
2007-01-17 04:43:10 · answer #10 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋