An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up.
The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
2007-01-17 04:19:47 · 24 answers · asked by δώδεκα 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....excellent
2007-01-17 04:22:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An 80 year old man announces to his doc that he is going to marry a 20 year old because he wants an heir.
The doctor looks doubtful and says 'Well, mr Smith, thats perfectly normal but, you know, at your age things dont always work as well as they did.
Why dont you er, get a gardener, you know, and let things run its course. Im sure you will get your heir and everyone will be happy.
'Good idea' said the old man
Months later the doc sees the man on the street.
Hello Mr Smith, hows the wife?
'Pregnant' says the old man
Ah, Im so pleased for you. So you got a gardener then?
Yes, I did......and shes pregnant too.
2007-01-17 04:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by philip_jones2003 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
appears like hand, foot, and mouth ailment. no longer with reference to the loopy ailment that cows get - even with the reality that the call sounds similar. both my youthful babies had this even as they were youthful. severe fever, crying, torpid, does no longer devour. It motives blisters in the mouth and throat, and then blisters on the hands and feet. Your infant likely isn't eating because the blisters in his mouth harm. My pediatrician ended up giving me Tylenol with codeine to help with the fever and discomfort. It takes a lengthy time period to get better from it. i'd get him in along with your usual physician. it truly is plausible even as he observed your son on Wednesday the blisters hadn't stepped ahead yet. It became truthfully one in all maximum depressing ailments for both my kiddos. dangle in there....
2016-11-24 23:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2007-01-17 04:23:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lollllllll, funny
2007-01-17 04:31:17 · answer #5 · answered by Angela O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would have been funnier had I not just posted the same joke less than an hour ago.
2007-01-17 04:31:00 · answer #6 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's awesome, cheers for the laugh, keep 'em coming! x
2007-01-17 04:23:37 · answer #7 · answered by Little Red Riding Hood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one my friend
2007-01-17 04:44:34 · answer #8 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good I like it
2007-01-17 04:32:46 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LO lmfao
2007-01-17 04:25:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
v good, liked it
2007-01-20 10:52:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋