It's the Spring of 1957 and Paddy goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Ciara's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says.
"That's cool," says Paddy.
Ciara's father asks Paddy what they're planning to do. Paddy replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
Ciara's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Paddy, so he asks Ciara's dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Ciara's father, "Ciara really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Paddy's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good.
A few minutes later, Ciara comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Paddy escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Ciara rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DARN IT, DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!"
2007-01-17 04:10:33 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I really fancy
twisting the night away
you really got me going
lets spend the night together
JUST A FEW LINES FROM SONGS
lol 10/10
2007-01-18 01:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh convinced and it became all so interesting. Please write the e book. i love to study books that make me chuckle out loud or ooh and aw. in basic terms talked with the youngsters very last week about the each of the kit they ought to entertain the newborn toddlers. My goodness they bypass them from station to station and after 5 minutes come to a decision the infant is drained in being in that position/position. earlier my time yet i understand my grandmother left an infant or 2 below a colour tree on the top of row of plant life even as she worked the fields. there have been no longer many fat childrens even as i became a comfortable 'un we made our own leisure. Had tree houses for Tarzan, performed military crawling on our bellies by ability of the woods, rode motorcycles to the landfill and pilfered the trash. Stole a watermelon ocasionally. Climbed timber. in common words one in 4 broke a bone or had stitches each summer season.
2016-10-15 08:55:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn!! I`m not putting any more mascara on!!
Is it the Brandy Noooooo, you make me laugh, keep it up.
Thanks for the making me look like a panda!
Tink
2007-01-17 06:14:49 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...that was pretty good. 10/10
...I noticed you seem to use the name 'Paddy' a lot in your jokes...
2007-01-18 11:56:53 · answer #4 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is. But only a little. Sorry. Here, I've answered your question. lol
2007-01-17 04:17:01 · answer #5 · answered by Joka B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets screw again like we did last summer chubby checker ha ha ha
2007-01-17 04:19:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My family would so say something like that
2007-01-17 05:04:10 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very good, you could imagine this to be true.
2007-01-17 04:32:19 · answer #8 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES, absoutlely funny!
2007-01-17 04:24:54 · answer #9 · answered by howardlee1977 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it didnt think any body would know the twist
2007-01-17 06:16:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋