A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the Australian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
2007-01-17 04:09:00 · 13 answers · asked by talkingformydog 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
more more more ha ha
2007-01-17 04:58:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-17 04:18:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The gift of Aussie virility ?
2007-01-17 04:14:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn the Italian Stallions!
2007-01-17 04:30:16 · answer #4 · answered by howardlee1977 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a good one 10/10
2007-01-17 06:19:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee
2007-01-17 04:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by Misha-non-penguin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality not quantity !
2007-01-17 04:13:13 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-01-17 04:13:59 · answer #8 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah made me chuckle.
2007-01-17 06:12:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is so funny love it lol
2007-01-17 04:13:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋