Paddy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him.
Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help.
The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a leprechaun that lives there. "Ask the leprechaun to marry you and each time the leprechaun says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."
Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the leprechaun on the other side, sitting on a log.
"Leprechaun, will you marry me?"
The leprechaun looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."
Paddy looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?"
The leprechaun rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"
Zappo! -- Paddy's down to 15 inches. Well, that's still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect. So he calls across again, "Leprechaun, will you marry me?"
The irritated leprechaun yells back, "Look..how many times do I have to tell you? No, No, NO!"
2007-01-17 03:56:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Long ones can really be funny.....jokes I mean !!! ROFL... thanks for that
2007-01-17 04:03:50 · answer #1 · answered by talkingformydog 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-17 04:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it truly is really sturdy. right it truly is one for you A father comes homestead from the physician and tells his son that he's death of maximum cancers. for the reason that they were Irish they desirous to bypass to the pub and performance a pint. even as there the daddy tells anybody he's death of aids. The son at a loss for words says no longer some thing till the great of the evening. Dad why did you tell anybody you've been death of aids really of maximum cancers? the daddy spoke back because this way after i'm lengthy gone no man or woman will attempt to sleep with you're mom!
2016-11-24 23:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pat and Mick were out looking for work they passed a wood yard and there was a sign on the gate Tree Fellers wanted.....Damn Pat says I told you Seamus should have come wit us.
2007-01-17 04:06:28 · answer #4 · answered by William C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that must have been my ex, i met him after his visit to the leprechaun ha ha just kidding, lmao 10/10
2007-01-17 05:12:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw it coming a mile away, but that was before he went to the pond.
2007-01-17 04:05:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - made me laugh at the end of a boring lifeless day at work
Thank you!
2007-01-17 04:02:09 · answer #7 · answered by Bristol_Gal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!!!! Being a Dr I thought laughing was good for you but, so far I ache all over!! (and look like a panda)!
BUT, keep `em coming .......GRRRReat.
Tink
2007-01-17 06:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
easy way to get a sex change lol 10/10
2007-01-17 04:05:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha. Thats very good.
2007-01-17 04:02:17 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was sooooo funny, cheers for making me laugh! x
2007-01-17 04:01:05 · answer #11 · answered by Little Red Riding Hood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋