I just wanted to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder This is how it goes...
I decide to do the laundry, start down the hall and notice the newspaper on the table. OK, I'm going to do the laundry...
BUT FIRST I'm going to read the newspaper. After that, I notice the mail on the table. OK, I'll just put the newspaper in the recycle stack...
BUT FIRST I'll look through the pile of mail and see if there are any bills to be paid. Yes. Now where is the checkbook? Oops... there's the empty glass from yesterday on the coffee table. I'm going to look for that checkbook...
BUT FIRST I need to put the glass in the sink. I head for the kitchen, look out the window, notice my poor flowers need a drink of water, I put the glass in the sink and there's the remote for the TV on the kitchen counter. What's it doing here? I'll just put it away...
BUT FIRST I need to water those plants. I head for the door and... Aaaagh! stepped on the cat. Cat needs to be fed. Okay, I'll put the remote away and water the plants...
BUT FIRST I need to feed the cat.
END OF DAY: Laundry is not done, newspapers are still on the floor, glass is still in the sink, bills are not paid, checkbook is still lost, and the cat ate the remote control... And, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because... I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY! I realize this condition is serious... I'd get help...
BUT FIRST... I think I'll check my e-mail.
2007-01-17 03:18:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I always wondered what the wife was up to whilst I'm out at work, slaving my guts out.
Thanks for the giggle.
2007-01-17 03:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by mark 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The answer is to be very lazy like me and not be distracted from either watching tv or listening to CDs or, if making a choice is a hassle listening to a CD with the volume down on the telly. Housework? Don't make me laugh!!
2007-01-17 03:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don't ever quit Yahoo Q/A your jokes are guaranteed to cheer up the worst of days and this one is great. I think that your nearest rival is possibily Chris but he is just a little inconsistent. No insult intended to him but you are definitely the best.
2007-01-17 04:09:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was like me today finished a cup of tea and where did i put the cup in the bathroom i ask you im goin mad 10/10
2007-01-17 03:34:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have that too, i been meaning to clean my bedroom but first i need to pack my laptoip away, but first i need to move off thec sofa. but then i realised i havent washed he dishes which have been there all day.
oh dear god, just imagine if i had kids and pets aswell.
2007-01-17 03:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by thebluehaze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA !!! LOL! appears like the former guy named Clem telling his checkers spouse, Ray..."very last evening I had sex with a youthful lady who stated she had to stay by my part till eventually death do us section!" & Ray says... "Oh yeh? properly the position is she now?" Clem replies "i do not understand, I forgot the position I LAID her!"
2016-11-24 23:13:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and i thought i was the only one with this condition lol 10/10
2007-01-17 03:36:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You made me smile you get a star.
2007-01-17 03:27:07 · answer #8 · answered by helptick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have the same condition!!!
2007-01-17 03:27:33 · answer #9 · answered by krenee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, thanks for the laugh! im always wondering why nothing ever gets done around here...lol
2007-01-17 03:28:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋