One day, as a bull was walking through the woods, he sees a chicken gasping for breath at the base of a tall tree.
"Why are you out of breath, chicken?" he asked.
"Because I'm trying to get to the top of this tree, but I just don't have the energy to do it," the chicken replied.
"Oh, okay. Well you could try eating some of my dung as it is packed with nutrients and should help give you the energy to get up there."
The chicken guessed it was work a shot and started pecking at the bull's droppings. He found that he actually did have more energy and made it to the bottom branch of the tree.
The next day the chicken came out again, ate some more dung and found he could make it to the second branch of the tree.
This continued until the chicken finally reached the top of the tree.
As he looked out over the plains admiring what he had done, a hunter came by and shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bulls*it may get you to the top, but it won't keep you safe up there.
2007-01-17 02:20:32 · 8 answers · asked by Maverick 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh so true...lol...
2007-01-17 02:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-12 13:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by slagle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2007-01-20 15:30:43 · answer #3 · answered by matt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-01-17 02:27:12 · answer #4 · answered by Hi!! :) 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2007-01-17 03:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by quortnie11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.
2007-01-17 02:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious
2007-01-17 02:27:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny!:)
2007-01-17 03:02:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋