Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to takecare of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed".
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
To which Adam replied, "What can I get for just a rib?"
The rest is history.?
2007-01-17 01:59:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and another cracker pmsl 10/10
2007-01-17 03:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which explains why we women.......complain about the cooking and washing........don't agree with men's decisions...........kick you in the middle of the night while you're sleeping and we're up tending to the babies........nag the heck out of you........know we're right and you're wrong!!!........always have a headache and make you pay for the loving by buying us them expensive shoes instead of the Payless ones!!! So, it not only cost you a rib, but also an arm and a leg!!!!! lol
2007-01-17 02:33:58 · answer #2 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-01-17 02:04:59 · answer #3 · answered by ROMFT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, In our faith, we placed on white for for funerals. LOL! White for funerals, and some of the time, purple for weddings. Have a stable night and please depart a remark in case you %. me as maximum suitable answer. P.S, white in our faith, i think of ability "He/She is lifeless, for now, we haven't any colour in out existence"
2017-01-01 03:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a bum deal. Is there any return policy on this purchase?
2007-01-17 02:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oldie but goodie.
Tink
2007-01-17 06:57:58 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you see..........if you guys were more giving you would not have all the problems with us women.
2007-01-17 02:10:06 · answer #7 · answered by patti 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool man
2007-01-17 02:04:47 · answer #8 · answered by twopipes1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - LMSMAO
2007-01-17 02:03:40 · answer #9 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe I like it, very cute joke!
2007-01-17 02:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋