11 Reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE and WHO Understands MEN?

Question

11 reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE

.1- The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are Only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after OUR money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Answer 1

Pretty funny and true. Except I don't get #9, isn't that the same as #10?


Now for a little analogy about women:

A group of women are out partying and are looking for a little action, so they stop in at a bordello for the girl-on-the-go.

The owner of the house tells the girls that all they have to do is walk up the stairs and every floor has a sign saying what type of men they will find.

The women climb the stairs to the first floor and they find a sign which reads "ALL THE MEN ON THIS FLOOR HAVE SHORT AND THIN COCKS". The girls are unimpressed and move to the 2ND floor.

On the 2ND floor the sign reads: "ALL THE MEN ON THIS FLOOR HAVE LONG AND THIN COCKS". The women haven't given up hope so then move to the 3rd floor.

On the 3rd floor the sign reads: "ALL THE MEN ON THIS FLOOR HAVE SHORT AND WIDE COCKS". Things are looking better so the girls run up the stairs to the 4th floor.

On the 4th floor the sign reads: "ALL THE MEN ON THIS FLOOR HAVE LONG AND WIDE COCKS". The women talk between themselves and notice there is one more floor in the house. After a while they decide to go for broke and climb the stairs to the 5th floor.

On the 5th floor the sign reads: "THERE ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR, THIS FLOOR IS JUST TO PROVE THAT THERE IS NO PLEASING A WOMAN."

Answer 2

I fall more into the #10 spot, except that I do make the first move. And if I don't I definitely don't lose interest. Keep trying. You will find the one that you are meant to be with. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness goes to the bone. We somewhat handsome men are tired of Good looking women acting snobbish. Everything that you have said can also be said about women.

Answer 3

I don't totally understand men, but I have been blessed with a pretty darn good one. They ARE out there. I found one! I learned a big difference is where you are meeting men.. SOME women look in bars and wonder why all the men they find are losers...hmmm...
Anyway, your question made me laugh a little..but really..have more hope. Men are just a different breed is all...they will never be like us, which makes life always... exciting. It is work to understand each other, but it is worth it.
My pastor has a saying and I think it is AWESOME:
" Instead of trying to find the right person, BE the right person."
He says it better but I can't remember his wording off the top of my head.

Answer 4

Only a person who understands that in life, ideal conditions almost rare, people are with some weaknesses or other can be successful family people. perhaps if this is understood, many ladies may not be single. a Nice man, is what is required and handsome is something which will disappear over time. Nice persists throughout life. Life can be a pleasure for people who think this way. VR

Answer 5

All that you just said could be said about women too. I am a nice guy who is handsome and has some money but I am single because women can't ever make up their minds. One minute they want something and then a minute later, they want something completely different.

Answer 6

Some reasons you are still single.

You are bitter.

You are negative.

You are a male basher.

You are shallow.

You are stereotyping all men in to strict and bad categories.

You are to busy expecting a perfect man and not spending anytime preparing yourself to be HIS perfect or at least half decent women.

You are the stereotypical bit-chy complaining women wouldnt know a good man if you saw one.

You are never happy even if you found the perfect man you would eventually ruin the relationship with your constant negative whiny attitude and would probably spend all your time thinking the grass is greener some where else!

Answer 7

you got that right,i do,nt ever think a women will understand a man.like you said it is hard to find a good man.these days they are either gay or taken.what i hate to see is afine *** man with a ugly *** women.and here i am single still looking for a fine brother to come my way .there is only one type of good man in this world and that is my hand.if you dont know what that means you sure will find out soon .your hand will become your best friend.good luck ladies.

Answer 8

I think you pretty much got it right. 10 seems to describe me fairly well. I don't agree with 11. I will give a girl more of a chance if she initiates things with me, because she had the balls to do something that I have trouble doing.

Answer 9

Men do! And even then, only some of them. What man understands women?

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Answer 10

That is good and so true! We should never try to understand men. Most men don't understand themselves!