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2007-01-17 01:53:22 · 13 answers · asked by Tha Shizzle 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
human brain, lobotomy,
a democrat.
2007-01-17 01:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A: A woolly jumper!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A: A brick layer!
Q: and elephant with a rhino
A: elephino - translation hell if i know
etc...
2007-01-17 10:01:15 · answer #2 · answered by screwed "friend" 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um... what about this one?
"What do you get when you cross a gymnast with a fruit bowl?"
"A banana split!"
Funny? Ten points please.....?
I made that joke like 7 years ago, when I was trying to make my own activity book.... I was a bored little 10 year old.....
2007-01-17 09:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by Koneko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a Tiger with a Lion?
~A Liger! It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
2007-01-17 11:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you get when you cross a bird with a bush?
A lame duck. It just cannot fly.
An elected official who loses political power. Lame duck officials are in the peculiar position of not facing the consequences of their actions. Other elected officials see less advantage in cooperating with them. [editorial license]
2007-01-17 10:09:39 · answer #5 · answered by ipygmalion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a line with a line gives ya a cross +
2007-01-17 09:58:56 · answer #6 · answered by destiny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a Shitzu and a Pitbull?
bullshit!
2007-01-17 09:57:43 · answer #7 · answered by steelbooth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we can have a "Mule' when we cross a female "horse" with a male "donkey"
2007-01-17 10:08:57 · answer #8 · answered by horizon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a Rhino and an Elephant? .....elephino
2007-01-17 09:56:39 · answer #9 · answered by Dead Poet 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
line, knife
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i cannot make sense of the sentence!!
lol
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2007-01-17 09:56:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋