A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again and the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse says, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretches over the width of the hole and says, "Grab for my dxck and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up a chick..
2007-01-17 01:42:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another gd 1 pmsl
2007-01-17 03:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought this joke was so funny because my ex-boyfriend (now best guy friend) is always telling me that I'm a size queen and I would rather have a man who is "hung like a horse" than a man with a sh**load of cash.
2007-01-17 02:10:06 · answer #2 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 01:52:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha, Keep the jokes cummin....EUGH!!!
Poor Chicken!
2007-01-17 03:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehee! I've heard that before but i think its Hilarious!
2007-01-17 01:56:23 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont know.............Im not hung like a horse but I do have a mercedes
2007-01-17 01:52:38 · answer #6 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It wasnt the best ever.... but did make us chuckle in the office... so well done dude
2007-01-17 01:46:31 · answer #7 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one man the moral is so true
2007-01-17 01:55:17 · answer #8 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I like that one the best so far!
2007-01-17 01:48:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a bit long but it did the job(the story that is) lol
2007-01-17 01:52:43 · answer #10 · answered by EZ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋