Q: What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.
Q: Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than he gave horses?
A: So they wouldn't shxt during the parade.
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache.
Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.
Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage.
Q: How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
A: Startled.
Q: What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
A: "What part of 'yes' don't you understand?".
2007-01-17 01:22:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L 10/10
2007-01-17 03:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-05-23 23:47:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just out of Interest, Are you blond, brunette or have black hair?
2007-01-17 03:04:58 · answer #3 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor brunettes
2007-01-17 01:42:00 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the redheads!At least be an equal opportunity annoyer.
2007-01-17 01:27:26 · answer #5 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
cuh. doesn't matter what colour hair you have these days you still get jokes told about you LOL :]
2007-01-17 23:11:30 · answer #6 · answered by leannexfairy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you should stop as long as your ahead chris you will get them upset top marks
2007-01-17 03:13:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, 'fraid not. Keep trying though
2007-01-17 01:41:37 · answer #8 · answered by FRAN1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cool good ones
2007-01-17 01:28:42 · answer #9 · answered by maisyn3m ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blondes NEVER get a break..do they...??
2007-01-17 01:44:44 · answer #10 · answered by jaydrax 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋