Q: What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: They both have little Black Boxes.
Q: Why don't blondes water ski?
A: Because they lie down as soon as their crxtches get wet.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sxcking.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: What do you call a bleached blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette with bad brexth!
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?
A: Cos they go and answer the fxcking door.
Q: How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She can't find her pencil and her txmpon is behind her ear!
Q: How is a blonde different than a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
A: The blonde - she is eighteen.
2007-01-17 01:16:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L 10/10 x
2007-01-17 03:10:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
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a Little Funny 7/10
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2007-01-17 18:21:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about the blonde who came upon another blonde while driving, in a row boat in the middle of a field. The blonde in the field was crying and paddling trying to get out of the field.The blonde jumped out of her car and shouted, you are the reason we blondes have such a reputation for being stupid and if I could swim I'd come out there and kick your azz.
2007-01-17 01:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, the classic blonde jokes. Always funny
2007-01-17 01:19:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like a little black dress, blond jokes are always in style.
2007-01-17 01:24:58 · answer #5 · answered by girl_with_the_most_CAKE2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-17 01:23:20 · answer #6 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were great.I just called my wife at work and told her every one of them(she is a redhead)and even she liked them(and trust me it is hard to get her to laugh at jokes).Thanks for the laughs this morning and have a good day!!!
2007-01-17 01:26:54 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Bellows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. Stay away from fortune cookies.
2016-05-23 23:47:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd one was a cracker chris but they were all good 10/10
2007-01-17 03:06:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wife has got to be blonde....lol...
2007-01-17 02:46:52 · answer #10 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋