Paddy Murphy owned a greyhound which he had racing that night. Sure the dog was going to win, he put his entire life savings on at 4/1, expecting to make a huge profit. Much to Paddy's chagrin, the dog ran stone motherless last.
Paddy, absolutely distraught, took his dog home and enough was enough.
He took the dog to the shed and tied it up. He grabbed his gun out of the cupboard and put it to his head. He noticed the dog was watching him.
"What are you looking at you useless mutt, you're next."
2007-01-17 01:07:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Classic!!
2007-01-17 01:11:27 · answer #1 · answered by spacəmɐn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know a blonde joke similar to that. It's not a bad joke.
2007-01-17 01:13:49 · answer #2 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep that's funny
2007-01-17 01:17:41 · answer #3 · answered by pbear i 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
could be!!
2007-01-17 02:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by charo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAAAHAAHA.
2007-01-17 01:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by rebzretroabsurdsoldierfan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋