I need a more detailed answer. What does this mean? Is this spanish or catalan or Italian?

Question

Please, I need this translated. Its very important.

Tu ya sabí quo eo hacé... é masa... Lu pincha zorrego à eo dé masa quo lu eo especté... Lu bessi no lu colo a totta lu linguo é a totta parti no lu corpo eoa, é lu surpo no eoa caralhego. Ay per eoa vito! Nunca eo especté quo lu djo sú hodio. Totta oso con lu plus, quo lu pincho sí basta belia... é hi tení surpono basta grandega alsa. Per eoa vito! Eo ne puedé haltar eoa mismo é à hi eo surpé sina lu pincha gommo preservativio... per prima vezzo. Eo caminé dos vezzi con lu esplusego grandisima... Tu ne tení y nunca tenú ni pocuisisima ideo no lu placo quo esperimenti... Lastima quo oso à eo costé muchisima masa per eo totta sí valla lu peino.

I'd really appreciate your answers. If you can't fully understand the text, at least give me a gist of what it means.

Answer 1

It seems to be a dialect of Spanish, maybe Galician.
It's not Spanish, Italian, Portuguese or Catalan
I can make out the last sentence, and will try to find out
more.
Roughly translated, it means:
It's a pity this has cost me much more than
it's worth.
Update: It's definitely Galician. I also found out
that zorrego is zurriazgo in Spanish. It means
a whipping or beating.

Answer 2

Spanish if you live in the United States If you lived in Europe I'd take Italian

Answer 3

I know this isn't Italian because I speak Italian fluently. I would think its Catalan but I couldn't tell ya sorry I'm not much help.

Answer 4

It is not Spanish or Italian.

Answer 5

It's not Spanish, it's not Italian, then it has to be Portuguese!

Answer 6

That is not spanish or italian. That's all I know.

Answer 7

That is Portuguese or Creole not spanish at all