why are they so hard to read in general??
Like why do they say one thing that gets you thinking one thing - and then do something that gets you thinking something else!!
do ye guys not realise - all we want is a quiet and content life without the constant wondering of what you are and aren't thinking!!!!
2007-01-17 00:17:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Amadeus??? go back to sleep there love .......you're obviously missing the question.
2007-01-17 00:25:24 · update #1
Oops I appear to have opened up a can of whupass!
At least it shakes the room up a bit!
xx
2007-01-17 00:28:04 · update #2
Subject: Women's English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not
going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until
he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is
Important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
Men's English:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about
this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma
are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look
that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a
deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress
and let's go home!
"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = I am
gay.
2007-01-17 00:28:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Actually I think it's the other way around - women make too many assumptions on what men actually mean with their words and actions... and the men are almost always just acting 'normally' and saying exactly what they mean.
It often seems to be that women play lots of 'games' - so they assume that men do as well. All of the men I know (the mature adults - not speaking for anyone under the age of 21 here) complain that women always read too much into the things they say - when it really is just black or white.
If you're not sure, ask. It's always better than jumping to conclusions and risking getting it wrong.
2007-01-17 08:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by Extra_Sweetcorn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then stop asking us what we think and why we act as we do and realise that men can think for themselves and have just as much right to change our minds as women (with your kind permission of course!)
Had edit this after the assumption point from extraswe...
Assumptions are the route of all misunderstanding, men view things in the world differently to women (yes there is some cross over I know) if you want a quiet content life you must not only see it from the other sexes point of view but experience it, which lets face it is kind of impossible. If understanding is your key to contentment, then you haven't a hope really, I suppose theres all ways a sex change operation but that is a bit drastic. Ultimately you should accept the differences exist fit them in to your own ways of thinking as best you can, argue occasionally and be happy with the way things are.
2007-01-17 08:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by pete m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women must always remember that men are not very clever. The intelligence genes we have are missing in men. In general, they don't think much and don't like having to. Women put a great deal of emphasis on talking and sharing thoughts and feelings. They then try and make men do this. Men get resentful and angry because they don't have any thoughts or many feelings (except hungry and horny), Don't tax your brain trying to work them out. They are merely sperm donors in this world as humans require cross fertilisation. They have no other useful purpose. If you want lovely dovey conversations try your girlfriends. Anything a man says is usually a mistake and any thing he does is done without thought.
2007-01-17 08:32:07 · answer #4 · answered by AUNTY EM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you speak to us instead of trying to guess what we are thinking, men and women think different that is the way of the world.
You can not try and guess what we are thinking it would send you mad, the same as men can not even begin to fathom what goes on in a womens head.
If you want to know ask, it really is that simply.
2007-01-17 08:24:02 · answer #5 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When we try to give (YE) a quite content life,security and all that other BS you end up cheating with the guy down the block who is spontanious and never know what he's thinking,so go figure yourselves out before trting ti figure us out.P>S> not trying to be a smart a--,I swear. just trying to keep it real.
2007-01-17 08:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"men are easy to figure out. we just want two things, a beer and to see something naked." a quote from Jeff Foxworthy. Actually, we try not to be so difficult, it is just that we are working hard trying to figure out what women want. A man will figure out how to solve world hunger, how to achieve world piece and the cure for
AIDS before we even come close to figuring out the feminine mind. So to answer your question, we are hard to read because we are working overtime trying to read women and what they want.
2007-01-17 08:30:03 · answer #7 · answered by t g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sportswriter47 has decoded the language of the sexes. I'm going to sleep easier tonight - once I've stopped laughing.
2007-01-17 09:47:32 · answer #8 · answered by Sun is Shining ❂ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We can be read like a book! I've always found women impossible to read. We like beer sports and sex. Give us beer and let us watch sports followed by some sex and we're happy :-) Now that's not hard to understand!
2007-01-17 08:31:05 · answer #9 · answered by Jim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in the end of the day and speaking from experience 9 out of ten times men just want to get in ur pants and dont become emotionaly attached as easily as women. treat um mean keep em keen is my advice playing hard to get has them chasing after u.
2007-01-17 08:31:50 · answer #10 · answered by green 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋